rodeorehab:

Hazel wants to know why I’m sitting on the ground.
College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”
- (via cdeathhh)
sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"
Flowers say I’m sorry. Louboutins say I learned my lesson.
- (via cinderellas-stilettos)
taliabobalia:

freyjas:

dungeonsanddamsels:

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

it looks like the cover of the great gatsby


now it is the cover of the great gatsby

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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