deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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ctshorelinelivin:

Pats only good for artsy pictures (at Newport RI)
schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh your ass off!

evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

If you have my number, please text my phone because i’m pretty sure i lost it but theres a chance it may be packed up in my suitcase
well

i lost my phone!

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